The Known Meeting Gods of June's June Bugs

Welcome to the hallowed halls of June's June Bugs, where the art of meeting-craft meets the science of napping.

Here, we have the Known Meeting Gods, revered for their mastery of the ancient art of meeting-calling, meeting-running, and meeting-following.

Meet them, if you dare:

• Boris the Bold
• Bertha the Benevolent
• Zephyr the Zesty

And don't even get us started on the Meeting Gods' infamous Mysterious Meeting Oracle.